Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize
