Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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