I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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