I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So many bounce houses so little time
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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