While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
