I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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