But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
