Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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