Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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