You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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