its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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