i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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