I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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