people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
