Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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