doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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