Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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