no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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