Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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