We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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