You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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