So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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