dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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