69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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