do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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