Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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