first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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