how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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