dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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