If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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