Three words: puerto rican gang bang
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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