I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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