me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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