I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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