So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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