me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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