We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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