Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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