That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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