Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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