Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we have officially lost it.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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