I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Someone shattered a urinal.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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