Plan B is the new Plan A
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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