That's intense
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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