Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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