If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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