I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
