Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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