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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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