omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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