Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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