i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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