they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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