Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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