so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Alive.
So much puke
I have aggressive nipples.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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